Pretty much sexual intercourse with clothes on. Occurs a lot in small public gatherings where two people show interest but are disinclined to actually take it further. So to make up for it they cuddle closely, even straddling each other slightly, thus the "fucking" part of the word.
Wow, those two are definitely cuddlefucking in that seat
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.
When the leader of the evening in your posse deems it time to leave the Club. They then proceed to gather the group but not head towards the door. Thus causing a jam up in traffic that forces you to stand uncomfortably close to your guy friends.
Josh - Yo lets get out of here
10 Minutes Later Mike - Come on.. enough of the Cuddle Fucking lets move! Adam is running up the back of my legs and I Brent looks like he can't breathe!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.