Cuddle Cat 

The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...

The Portuguese Police wish to examine Madeline’s "Cuddle Cat" for forensic evidence

Cuddle Cat by Fat Balding Portugese Detective October 2, 2007

Cat cuddle 

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"

Cat cuddle by Knobbadan August 17, 2016

Cuddlecake 

A person who likes to cuddle, but still has yet to put out.

Man, I've been dating this chick for 3 weeks and all she does is cuddlecake.

Cuddlecake by Guetskee August 20, 2009

cuddlebate 

The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.

I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.

cuddlebate by johnhumplover69 January 18, 2014

Cuddlecation 

When you go on vacation with a person for the express purpose of cuddling the whole time.

Babe, you’ve been so stressed lately. Let’s rent a cabin and go on a cuddlecation.

Cuddlecation by Cuddlepants June 15, 2019

cuddleationship 

A relationship with the sole basis to cuddle. Nothing else is necessary. You and your partner cuddle without further benefits.

John would you like to be in a cuddleationship?

cuddleationship by Lionking55 May 12, 2019

Cuddlematic 

Meant to describe a heightened sense of devotion to - and love of - cuddles and cuddling!
This is not a characteristic fitting your average cuddler, but someone who takes it to the next level: Reaching over to stroke your arm every two seconds, leaning in to kiss your neck when they pass you by, grabbing your hand and taking a strong hold of it for as long as possible.
When you're a person with cuddlematic tendencies, you feel like a fish out of water if you're not allowed to outlive them. Therefore it's very vital to be surrounded by people who are equally predisposed for cuddlematicness, or, as the lesser option, people who are willing and able to fulfill an extended need for excess cuddling!

I'm showing you my cuddlematic tendencies whilst I'm acrobatizing on your couch!

Cuddlematic by ThePurpleSeahorse June 15, 2016