A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.
A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.
A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.
by Dexaw December 29, 2009
A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.
Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
by supplecheeks May 22, 2007