Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008

Cucumber Smuggler

Someone who likes it up the ass, Someone who loves anal (because think about it, How would you smuggle a cucumber, Up the ass)

Ur definitely a cucumber smuggler

by Word393838393 September 10, 2025