Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017