A beta cuck bitch is a term for a guy who jerks off all day and hasn't touched a woman in years. He's a beta because he's not alpha. He's a cuck because he gets off on other guys fucking his favorite pornstars. And he's a bitch because he's equivalent to a girl in the eyes of other women.
Brady: Watch me as I try to talk to this woman. Oh wait, nevermind. I'm too scared. I'm going to go back to my mommy's basement and watch porn instead.
Daman: Brady, you're such a beta cuck bitch.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.