CubanMan

The Man, The Myth, The Legend this Cuban Super Hero hasn't taken a shower in over 12 years
Probably lives with at least 10 people
Has had sex with an ugly fat man named Jim
Is under cover in white subarbia

Ryan is thought to be CubanMan

CubanMan by Brendan Flatzzzzz March 18, 2008

Cubanbannana 

cuban friut

jim-"dude, your moms an uber."
tim-"yeah, well your moms a cuban bannana."

Cubanbannana by Mr.Dunlap January 11, 2004