Crystal Meth Train 

•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.

Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."

Crystal Meth Train by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021