Cryptofinger

Cryptofinger: When one places an inordinate amount of invested funds into a sure bet crypto currency, only to find the next morning that the value has significantly dropped and your money has gone.

Jesus I put my last two grand into cryptocurrency last night, but the cryptofinger came and fingered me in the night, now I'm penniless.

by bigredcryptominger January 27, 2018

Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018