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crying dragon 

When about to unload in the back of someones girlfriends mouth, pull her hard onto your member and then reach down and pinch her nose.... This will cause your flim to search for an exit when she begins to gag... Only spot left will be her eyes.... Hence, A Crying Dragon... This is far worse than an angry dragon, but the gal will be blinded for a few moments giving you time to vacate...
Sheot, angry dragons are a dime a dozen, want to give her a special treat???? Lay a crying dragon on her...
crying dragon by johny drama September 13, 2010
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Crying Dragon 

When you put your favorite kind of hot sauce on your wiener and you get a blow-job. Named because although it adds so much more feeling, the heat makes both people cry.
"Ever since my boyfriend made me do a surprise Crying Dragon, our sex life has been so spiced up in more ways than one.
Crying Dragon by Pelvis Holes August 25, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016