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A ridiculously-expensive-per-pill Pfizer drug intended to induce the copious productions of tears, thereby making the boo-hooing complainer appear far more miserable or pathetic than he actually feels or is able to express with just his own naturally-produced eyelid-runoff.
A good way to determine if a sob-story relater is "for real" or not is to check the blubberer's pockets and/or handbag for a bottle of Cryagra; if you find one, then the person is most likely just sheddin' crocodile tears in a selfish effort to mooch a handout and/or get undeserved sympathy/lenience/assistance, and so you should probably just disregard his voluminous "poor poor pitiful me" sniveling.
Cryagra by QuacksO June 7, 2018
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CryGraine 

When you cry so hard you get a head-ache the size of a migraine, thus being a "Crygraine"
Me : "Did you cry when you hugged Josh Dun"?
Friend : "I cried so hard when i started walking away from him so hard i got a Crygraine from it"

Friend : "How was the magazine you just got"?
Me : "It was so incredible i cried so hard i got a Crygraine from it!"
CryGraine by UnicornMan October 29, 2014
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an active climber.
someone who likes to climb things excessively
a nickname for serious climbers.
He's a New Zealand cragrat.
<<do you really need an example? it's all contextually-based, duh>>
cragrat by santosh August 4, 2007