ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

Cruz face

The face you make when ramming a dildo up your ass/cooch a little too vigorously.

I was having anal with my lady and she was making every cruz face. It was like watching the presidential debates.

by Saskatchewan dirt April 14, 2016