Cruz face 

The face you make when ramming a dildo up your ass/cooch a little too vigorously.

I was having anal with my lady and she was making every cruz face. It was like watching the presidential debates.

Cruz face by Saskatchewan dirt June 10, 2016

ted cruz face 

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

ted cruz face by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021