Definitions by ImpalaPhil

trumpasyphilis 

Voted Twice for your Loved and savor.
Still wouldn't have it any other way.

Dude, your Uncle still has a Trump flag on the back of his golf cart.
I know, he's been infected with Trumpasyphilis}
And there's no cure!

trumpasyphilis by ImpalaPhil August 27, 2023

trumpasyphilis 

Voted Twice for your Loved and savor.
Still wouldn't have it any other way.

Dude, your Uncle still has a Trump flag on the back of his golf cart.
I know, he's been infected with Trumpasyphilis}
And there's no cure!

trumpasyphilis by ImpalaPhil August 27, 2023

ted cruz face 

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

ted cruz face by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

pandemic pete 

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

pandemic pete by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020

mask hole

A half mask wearing jack ass!

Look at that mask hole walking around the store with a mask half on.
Usually Accompanied with crocodile tears in their eyes and a :( under the mask.

mask hole by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020