ImpalaPhil's definitions

mask hole

A half mask wearing jack ass!

Look at that mask hole walking around the store with a mask half on.
Usually Accompanied with crocodile tears in their eyes and a :( under the mask.

by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020

pandemic pete

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020

ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

trumpasyphilis

Voted Twice for your Loved and savor.
Still wouldn't have it any other way.

Dude, your Uncle still has a Trump flag on the back of his golf cart.
I know, he's been infected with Trumpasyphilis}
And there's no cure!

by ImpalaPhil August 27, 2023

trumpasyphilis

Voted Twice for your Loved and savor.
Still wouldn't have it any other way.

Dude, your Uncle still has a Trump flag on the back of his golf cart.
I know, he's been infected with Trumpasyphilis}
And there's no cure!

by ImpalaPhil August 27, 2023