Crutch Fuck
D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
Crutch Fuck by Shay ren March 14, 2009
Words you can keep
Fuck Crutch
When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.
That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
Fuck Crutch by b. real October 28, 2010
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clutch fuck
1. Someone who cant drive a car with any type of control.
2. A person who cant work the clutch of a car, and always ends up stalling.
3. Most of the time a clutch fuck is someone who didnt pass drivers education and just woulde like to drive a car
2. A person who cant work the clutch of a car, and always ends up stalling.
3. Most of the time a clutch fuck is someone who didnt pass drivers education and just woulde like to drive a car
clutch fuck by Tubby5489 May 13, 2006
clutch fuck
clutch fuck by 16htbz November 17, 2006
CLUTCH AS FUCK
A person who handles the extreme weight on their shoulders in situations that often mean the difference between winning and losing during a big game.
To perform under extreme pressure and win the big game in an heroic fashion by going above and beyond what was asked of the person.
To perform under extreme pressure and win the big game in an heroic fashion by going above and beyond what was asked of the person.
As the crowd chants sieve at a goaly he/she comes through with a game winning save during a shoot-out, to keep his/her shut-out and win the playoff game "That goaly is clutch as fuck"
Santonio Holmes is Clutch as Fuck
Santonio Holmes is Clutch as Fuck
CLUTCH AS FUCK by chanceman the ace November 19, 2010
CLUTCH AS FUCK
An amazing play by one player in a first person shooter in which they win a round by eliminating the
CLUTCH AS FUCK by roadkillsanta January 2, 2017
jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!