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A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"
That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.
by Jawonmain January 05, 2008
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A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"
Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.
by jawonmain January 19, 2008
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