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crustard 

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.
"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."
crustard by Owen L November 24, 2009

Crustard 

The dried mustard crust on the top of the mustard container.
My sandwich was ruined! I forgot to wipe off the crustard before adding the mustard.
Crustard by Nemout August 31, 2023

Crustard-top 

Crustard-top - (noun) disc shape crust formation that forms at the top of a mustard dispenser.
I've been saving up crustard-tops for 2 years. Pretty soon I'll be able to make a crustard-top sandwich.
Crustard-top by Helmut Kientz January 21, 2007

Munchy Crustard 

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.
“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”
Munchy Crustard by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

custard dragon 

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up
God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later
custard dragon by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz
He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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