Crust bucket

Someone who usually wipes their shit with their hand and then smells it for sexual pleasure.

Bob: hey I know that guys he's a total crust bucket.

Jeff: he just shook my hand...

by Granddaddylongcock March 03, 2016

Crust Bucket

Someone that hasn't wiped there butt in a while.

That person is a crust bucket.

Whats up crust bucket.

by TonyL January 16, 2006

Crust Bucket

a person who appears crusty or raggedy, when somone is a crust bucket a group of people may "bool-crap" on them.

ahh look at that crust bucket *bool-craps*

by Hoael June 02, 2010

Crust bucket

A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's

I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.

Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week

by Blondetorage October 13, 2015