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the most epic, blessed, sexy, ridiculously and insanely best band ever created since the beginning of time. their songs will increase your penis size, cure you of cancer, be hailed until the end of time, make you stop listening to other music besides Crush 40, and basically turn your whole life around. most of their songs talk about adventure and living life to the fullest, such as "watch me fly" or "live and learn". if there's anything better than sex its definitely Crush 40.
holy shit, i just listened to one of Crush 40's songs, and my life is now complete. oh... and i also think my penis just increased size...
crush 40 by C. 40 January 5, 2010
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The best band ever , if you don't agree , your opinion is trash you dumb tiktoker , people do realise that the music they made back in 2000's is better than the trash we have today eg cardi b and 6ixe9ine , heck crush 40 still going and even then , the music is Brilliant!
Me going back to school after quarantine: i finally found the perfect music
Stupid girl: who , billie ellish?
Me : crush 40
Stupid girl : eww , that is not on tiktok, you listen to edgy trash!
Me: speak for yourself , millions agree!
Crush 40 by I like crush 40 June 15, 2020
a freakin awesome band who tends to right music for sonic games and they have awesome songs. whoever listens to them is the bomb!
Person 1: Have you heard Live and Learn by crush 40?

Person 2: Yeah and it is awesome. Anyone who doesnt listen to it is gay. Are you gay?
A rock band that makes Kick-Ass action songs for Sonic games in the Adventure and Boost era of Sonic games.
Did you Hear Crush 40's New song, Green Light Go? It's so kick-ass! - Sonic Fan
Crush 40 by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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