crunka

prefix

Used to emphasize a non-sober state. Derived from crunk and hella.

Jacqueline was crunka-wasted last night.

There was a crunka-booze at that party.

Dude, Eric is crunka-high!!

by cramp February 1, 2006

Crunka Lunka

The creatures from the cartoon wordFuturama/word, on the episode parody of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. It's not bad.

Professor: What are those miserable-looking creatures across this river. Over there!

Wonka: Those are my Crunka Lunkas! They live peacefully here in my Slurm factory.

Professor: Tell them I hate them!

by larstait October 28, 2003

Crunk Docta

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

chunkalicious

Word that describes something that is delicious and chunky, such as a woman.

Guy talking to his friends: Man, I hooked up with this chick last night ... she was chunkalicious! Curves galore!

by XxmarkoxX August 20, 2011

crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 1, 2005

crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015