A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
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a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart
i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch
by SASUMACH STRAT May 5, 2016
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A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."
by Captain Wally March 17, 2019
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Person1:"I Just Ate Cap'n Crunch"

Person2:"yes"
by LeafxD123 May 9, 2019
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To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch
Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.
by 12er McLush April 13, 2011
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Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics
I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️
by HeyitzHelium May 4, 2022
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adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 26, 2009
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