cap'n crunch 

A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.

Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.

cap'n crunch by Go Peter April 24, 2003

cap'n crunch 

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.

'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!

cap'n crunch by cereal killa January 18, 2005

Cap'n Crunch 

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"

Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.

Cap'n Crunch by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

Cap'n Crunch 

This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.

My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"

Cap'n Crunch by Cap'n Crack July 5, 2003

Cap'n Crunch 

Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.

We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.

Cap'n Crunch by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

Cap'n Crunch 

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

Cap'n Crunch by Bensta December 28, 2005

cap'n crunch 

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart

i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch

cap'n crunch by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016