9 definitions by HeyitzHelium

Gurlfren

Alternate spelling for girlfriend

“I love my gurlfren”

by HeyitzHelium January 13, 2022

Cumber

Usually a cucumber used for sexual penetration but can also be another penis shaped veggie or fruit

“She peeled the skin of the cumber to give it a more enjoyable texture”

by HeyitzHelium January 15, 2022

Ciggit

Cigarette

“Hold on, I just gunna have a Ciggit first”

by HeyitzHelium January 13, 2022

Thirsty Monkees

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted

“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”

by HeyitzHelium January 13, 2022

Crunch Crack

Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics

I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️

by HeyitzHelium May 4, 2022

Ghoul Crack

Cracking knuckles one by one as seen on the anime "Tokyo ghoul"

I Always ghoul

I always Ghoul Crack as I like having a hand free unlike crunch cracking

by HeyitzHelium May 4, 2022

Ferocious Feline

Overly horny or aggressive female
Similar to; Thirsty Monkees (male version)

Geez you are one Ferocious Feline, who let the lion off the leash? Down girl, down!

by HeyitzHelium May 4, 2022