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When you eat her out after you give her anal

I had a cumwich with my GF last night and now I'm kind of ashamed

Cumwich by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť July 10, 2016

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cumwich

a cum sandwich
or a sandwich filled with cum

usually the ones with the wierd coloured 'mayonnaise'

a) mmm man this sandwich is good, what filler did you use?
b) thats actually a cumwich mate
a) EURGH! thats the last time you do this to me!
*a pukes on b*

cumwich by James =] August 23, 2007

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Camwich

A Camel Sandwich. The meat is very tough and smells like cigarettes.

Don Cheadle ate his Camwich and promptly spit it up in the Kraft service girl's face. "I fuck Camwich!?! You Eat it?"

Camwich by John poop Camwich September 20, 2010

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cumwick

Somone who either doesn't reply to your texts or acts like they don't know you. Also their last name must be neednigger.

Josh is acting like a total cumwick today because he won't answer my texts.

cumwick by Bigoldchubsucks October 29, 2019

Cumwhich

My blonde haired no shoe wearing cunt cousin likes eating cumwhiches after she has sex with homeless men for meth.

My blonde haired no shoe wearing cunt cousin loves to eat a cumwhich after having sex with homeless men for meth.

Cumwhich by 2ManyShoes July 29, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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