Scientific name for a group of cancer cells.
Holy shit it's a Magcon! Don't get too close or you'll get cancer and the only cure is to drink a gallon of bleach
When you eat her out after you give her anal
I had a cumwich with my GF last night and now I'm kind of ashamed
Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.
Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.
Buy a
Shit and stuff
mug!
The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.
I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower
Buy a
Thoughtsturbate
mug!
