Crumpfartmaster's definitions

Crump

Crump is a word to describe a weird person. They like children a bit too much. They can be quite scary and are usually very tall . Beware if you see a crump run.

“Who is he? I don’t like the look of him”
“Idk, looks like a crump”

by Crumpfartmaster November 30, 2020

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

October 4th

The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!

Ruby - wait is it your birthday today

Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th

by Crumpfartmaster September 27, 2020