Definitions by Crumpfartmaster

Melon 

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

Melon by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

Crump

Crump is a word to describe a weird person. They like children a bit too much. They can be quite scary and are usually very tall . Beware if you see a crump run.

“Who is he? I don’t like the look of him”
“Idk, looks like a crump”

Crump by Crumpfartmaster November 30, 2020

October 4th 

The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!

Ruby - wait is it your birthday today

Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th

October 4th by Crumpfartmaster September 27, 2020