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CRUMICE (crum-iss) (n/insult) - a crusty person with split ends and hot breath.
I don't wanna be next to that crumice

That crumice is not my friend
crumice by harpsgal July 5, 2018
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What you find at the bottom of the cup after a dunked cookie falls into your milk. Also when you find nasty dog food in your dog's water bowl.
John: Look what I found Jack, a piece of Kibbles N Bits in my dog's water bowl.
Jack: That's some crumge right there dude.
crumge by babyhuey235695 April 21, 2014
-Word to describe a foolish or mischievous person

-Can be used as a playful way to insult somebody
Connor: "nah I dont wanna play that stupid game"
Wyatt: "bro fuck outa here, crumbgeek."
Crumbgeek by yourpalwy November 7, 2025

Worzel crumbige 

The powdery residue around your nose after sniffing a line
Connor have I got any worzel crumbige around my nose?

Na mate all clear
Worzel crumbige by dreadcore October 8, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026