crumb dumpster 

someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. Someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. In other words, a fatass.

Look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.

I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.

We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.

I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.

Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.

crumb dumpster by NastyNally April 22, 2011

Crumb Dumpster 

Derived from the common derogatory phrase "Cum Dumpster" to be applied toward anyone or anything that ravenously picks up or eats crumbs that have been dropped from already eaten foodstuffs.

"Jesus your dog is a fucking crumb dumpster!"

"Yeah? Well maybe you can get the food in your mouth for a change?!"

Crumb Dumpster by gcmft October 15, 2008

Crumb Dumpster 

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).

"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."

Crumb Dumpster by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023