3 definitions by NastyNally
Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.
I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.
I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.
I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.
I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.
He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.
My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.
I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.
I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.
He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.
My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.
by NastyNally April 4, 2011
someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. Someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. In other words, a fatass.
Look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.
I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.
We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.
I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.
Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.
I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.
We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.
I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.
Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.
by NastyNally April 4, 2011
To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.
Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.
Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.
She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.
Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.
She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.
by NastyNally April 27, 2011