crustits 

To ejaculate on your sleeping girlfriend's breats so that when she wakes up in the morning she has a bad case of crustits

Yo man, my girlfriend had amazing crustits this morning

crustits by Jessie Franklin December 9, 2008

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

butt hole crusties by buttitches June 15, 2009

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Butt Crusties 

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

Butt Crusties by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

poop crusties by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

crusties 

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

crusties by darkmugan May 31, 2005

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

poop crusties by Shouse March 19, 2008