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Crowger

A person who is misleadingly stupid who acts smart and wisely but actually understands nothing.
You are such a crowger Hayley.
Or
Everyone these days acts like a crowger
by Theunrealone January 5, 2026
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Crowder chowder

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum
Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder
by UncleDuncle June 23, 2021
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Hunter Crowder

A Hunter Crowder is a term used by online gamers.The Hunter Crowder or the HC is constantly is doing anything to get attention. One that will not shut up, seems to always be making a noise. A gamer that always will "team kill". See Bad Kid, or BK.
For example. Hunter Crowder:(in a high pitch voice) shut the hell up you little faggot.

Grant : Kid, I didn't even say anything

Hunter Crowder: What did I tell you.

TJ: Wow that kid was acting like a HC.
by An annoyed gamer December 27, 2010
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Steven Crowder

A popular far right wing grifter and casual racist, anti-Semite, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic political commentator. He's known for being a douche bag frat bro who wears a gun holster at all times as a means to project fake machismo. He claims to be a great debater, but only debates people who he already knows agree with him and college students who are not used to publicly debating. When confronted by someone who actually knows how to debate (namely Sam Seder), he runs away like the little wimp that he actually is.
Sam Seder: Hi Steven, I'm here to debate you!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!
by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021
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Caleb Crowder

A professional tennis player located in Indiana. He currently plays for a high-school tennis team but will soon be professional. Caleb Crowder beats Jay Glotzbach any day of the week. Caleb has a very powerful forehand and a quick accurate backhand.
Kid 1: Did you see Caleb Crowder beat Jay Glotzbach last week?
Kid 2: Yes, Caleb Crowder is one of the best tennis players there is…
by JaySlayer December 14, 2022
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crogers

A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.

It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".

Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."

Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"

Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".

Guy two: "dayam".
by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 14, 2008
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Crower

One who sits from a distance, continually commenting on what other people are talking about. Loves to hear the sound of his or her voice above all things, even though the words out of their mouths offer nothing of substance to the conversation. Has the annoying tendency of repeating the same thing over and over and over.
Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?

I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
by joeboo! October 21, 2012
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