Crow Hopper

A navy term used for a Woman who seeks out sexual activies and relationships from higher ranking individuals that are still Petty Officers E-4 to E-6, usually 2 or 3 ranks higher than her and usually department heads/ LPOs.

Did you hear about HN Smith? She dated her LPO at her last command and she is now screwing HM2 Jones!
REALLY? Wow! What a Crow hopper!

Crow Hopper by Rusty shaklefurd May 2, 2013

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dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

dusty crophopper by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013

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Crow Hopper • cowhopperate • dusty crophopper • rusty crophopper • CREW HOPPER • Croc Hopper • Crop Hopper • crowd hopper • crow-ley • crow ho

cowhopperate

Refers to a group-effort among more than one person to either tell/confirm an exaggerated tale, or create a jumbo-size burger at da "king" of fast-food joints.

I am best friends wif two of da apron-clad dudes behind da counter at da local "red, white, blue, and yellow" diner, and so dey always cowhopperate to make me da greatest V.I.P. sandwich imaginable whenever I stop by for a meal!

cowhopperate by QuacksO May 27, 2022

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rusty crophopper

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.

"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."

rusty crophopper by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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