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Crotchy Button
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When you're so scared or
disgusted
your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie
belly button
like
transformation
except it's near your crotch.
That porn I
watched
earlier
scared
my penis
so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.
by
therealshadybrabbit
August 31, 2015
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