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Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017
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Crotchball

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
by Lassidar March 13, 2009
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Crotchballs

When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch
"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"
by Faithlyn April 11, 2012
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