crotch bunny

a pet peeve or extreme grievance. also a large annoyance to your daily life.
that girl is so annoying. she is totally my crotch bunny.
by JoJo Muffin December 26, 2008
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Crotch bunnies

The pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your crotch after you wipe.
The toilet paper was so cheap, it left crotch bunnies after I wiped.
by Jenp3108 April 04, 2023
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