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Crosse-Bunny

A person who masturbates often in a rapid, violent fashion.
Marvia's nephew is a real crosse-bunny, I fear for his health.
Crosse-Bunny by JohnPoche February 14, 2005

La Crosse, Wisconsin 

La Crosse is a city in Wisconsin. La Crosse has only 55,000 people in it. It is are a major drinking city. La Crosse has the most bars on one street in the whole nation (thats crazy considering we only have 55,000 people), two huge breweries that supply alot of alcohol to the midwest and the rest of the nation, and the worlds largest six pack. Alcohol prices are really low, and our bars always have cheap drinks and really good specials. The Octoberfest in La Crosse is the second biggest in the world, second only to Berlin, Germany. If someone from Wisconsin tries to enter a drinking contest down south, most places wont even let you join. Wisconsin is the drunkest state in America, and La Crosse is the drunkest city in Wisconsin. There are three colleges: UWL, Virterbo, and WWTC.
If he's from La Crosse, Wisconsin he is a really good drinker.

La Crosse, Wisconsin is a good place to party.

The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole 

There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)
Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...

The La Crosse Toss 

A move created by one of the sickest dudes in La Crosse. This is when you 69 and go the extra inch and half (three inches total) so that both partners are licking buttholes. Also known as the Buisman #2.
Tim: "What's the quickest way to eat shit and get a clean asshole?"
Harold: "The La Crosse Toss baby... Oh yeah."
A College Town in western Wisconsin on the Mississippi River. Essentially a small town with many elements of a big city. A nice place for people who want an escape from the city but not city life altogether. Plenty to do year round, though mostly in Summer and Winter.
Spend a weekend in La Crosse and you may have a new outlook on life when you go home.
La Crosse by GaaraoftheDamned January 2, 2013

Tinmar Crosse

A false football hulogan who has strong links with the gay community and often cheats on there wife for people of ages 1-99
Max your dad is Tinmar Crosse