The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!

crops by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

crops

when you boil shit and serve it with shrimp. then mash up lollipops and feed it to your cat and rub it in your creases. then wait overnight and eat it. then push your stomach until the food comes out your ass in food form. LOBE YOU

Lapoop: have you heard about crops

Oppose: I LOVE DOING crops

crops by indian seafood July 25, 2019

crops are watered

Meaning that life is going great

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

crops are watered by Lkjhgfdsap June 20, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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