5 definition by bOnGwAtEr

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A small, cone shaped, rolled up strip of cardboard which is placed at the mouth-end of a joint, often made out of the little flap on rizla boxes. A roach serves various purposes, it;
- Stops your weed fallin out
-If someone bums it (slobers on the end) it stops the soggy paper from falling apart
-It gives your spliff a standard cone shape, which is almost impossible to achieve without a roach
'Aye yo man, iz u got a roach?'
'For real' *rips strip off rizla box lid

'I smoked that spliff right down to the roach'
by bOnGwAtEr September 21, 2003

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ones homegrown cannabis plants
yo bredrin de feds came las night tryin 2 tax up ma crops
by bOnGwAtEr September 12, 2003

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past tense of the verb "shit"
While walking through the mall,Kelly's mom tore ass and shat herself.
by Bongwater April 15, 2004

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horrible runny shyt; anal leakage
::WARNING::
Eating WOW potato chips may cause mud butt.
by Bongwater April 15, 2004

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a pirate explative
Yarr, I be the Butt Pirate looking for me booty
by Bongwater April 15, 2004

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