Crop Spraying 

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.

Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."

Crop Spraying by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

crop spraying 

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field

Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"

crop spraying by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003

Crop spraying 

Ejaculating over the pubes

"...don't come in me..you can do somecrop sprayingif you want."

Crop spraying by starnoj October 15, 2009

Crop Spraying 

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

Crop Spraying by StumpyBob January 8, 2021