3 definitions by MegaMarc

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

Slang to describe the stereotype of a small, grey-haired fat man with a moustache who looks up women's skirts.

"Honeyviolet, darling, why do you have all these bruises?"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"

by MegaMarc September 28, 2019

"Honey, I'm going down to the meatmarket for a few hours, okay?

by MegaMarc March 29, 2016