Definitions by MegaMarc

Croon 

Slang to describe the stereotype of a small, grey-haired fat man with a moustache who looks up women's skirts.

"Honeyviolet, darling, why do you have all these bruises?"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"

Croon by MegaMarc September 28, 2019

Weed whacking 

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

Weed whacking by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

Meatmarket 

An open space where prostitutes wait for men.

"Honey, I'm going down to the meatmarket for a few hours, okay?

Meatmarket by MegaMarc July 4, 2016