Crookwell

Crookwell, NSW, Australia
Inbred....

"I'm going out with my sister, I live in Crookwell".....

by £337 $µp3® |-|4(|{3® August 28, 2007

Cromwell's Crust

A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.

I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...

by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009

norman cockwell

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.

He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.

by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

Crowelling

To be completely stoned out of your mind. To be in a state of permahigh all the time. Being completely blazed and slightly confused. Having knowledge about the universe and how it works, but unfortunately only when high.

P1: Dude I'm totally Crowelling right now...
P2: I know dude me too...

by sniggolfoo October 22, 2012

Croswell

A podunk town loaded with pig farmers, beet factory shit, pot smoking zombies, and Texicans looking for work in farm fields now picked clean by machines.

Is a used to be town that is now the armpit of the thumb.

Well loved by it's mutant inhabitants, however.

Need a podunk day trip? Then hop into your Michigan mud runner and head for a day of warped glee in Croswell, Michigan. You may stay there and inhale the pot-shit air that belches all day.

by The Bottom Feeder September 7, 2007

Mr Crowell

A Pussy ass white boy teacher who thinks he's all that. Who fucks students and teachers and there's nothing you can do. Cause the police are neo nazi basterds.

I want down to angleton looking to get blazed and got caught by Pussyass Mr Crowell . I'll shove my size 12 boot up his ass if he catches me again.

by Youngthug101 January 20, 2017

shane cromwell

a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.

"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude

by swigswag22 October 11, 2017