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Cronked
Cronked by Jefferson K May 6, 2018
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cronked • Cronked on Gronk • crooked • cranked • Cronkers • crooked pecker • chonked • crocked • crooked letter • conked
Cronked
cronked
1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)
cronked by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021
Cronked
Cronked by MadisonJago April 17, 2021
CRONKED
Cronked on Gronk
An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.
Cronked on Gronk by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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