Croimpleid

Lunas absolutely atrocious result of all hard work

“Hey, did you hear how bad his model looked?”

Yeah dude, dudes work is Croimpleid

by Judgement February 21, 2024

Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020

crimpled

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.

An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!

by Brosti August 6, 2005

crimpled

fuck the shit outta someone in slightly ''''friendly'''' way

crimpled

by imakeweirddefinitions September 4, 2023