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Crimpleighbald Smellington 

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

crimpled 

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.
An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!
crimpled by Brosti August 6, 2005

crimpled 

fuck the shit outta someone in slightly ''''friendly'''' way
crimpled
crimpled by imakeweirddefinitions September 4, 2023