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clocked-up 

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up
clocked-up by lopht January 19, 2009

Crooked Up The Ass 

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.
Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Crooked Up The Ass by shwat October 8, 2007

Cracked Up 

Man, yo teef is cracked up! Get them thangs checked out by a dennis!
Cracked Up by milkNcereal2319 June 27, 2005

Cocked up 

(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.
(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!
Cocked up by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008

Cocked Up 

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
Cocked Up by saralli February 6, 2010

Crucked up 

Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness
"whatcha doin today" - friend
" LEZZZZ GET CRUCkeD UP!"
Crucked up by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013