Crocked up
Crocked up by Ethos236 July 23, 2017
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Crocked up • Cocked up • clocked-up • Cracked Up • Crooked Up The Ass • Crucked up • locked up rocked up cocked up • <.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.> • crocked • crocked cock
Crooked Up The Ass
Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.
Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Crooked Up The Ass by shwat October 8, 2007
Cracked Up
Cracked Up by milkNcereal2319 June 27, 2005
Cocked up
(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.
(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!
Cocked up by Bill the veteran December 18, 2008
Cocked Up
The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.
See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."
"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"
"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."
TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."
"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"
"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."
TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."
"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
Crucked up
Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness
Crucked up by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013
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