Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.
"What are you doing for spring break?"
"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
by shirtlessphantom March 09, 2012
Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.
Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.
by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016
Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.
by Big$exy May 27, 2007
A very creepy person.
by spoodermanisbae January 22, 2019
You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
by Irishbackrub February 07, 2017
To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.
My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
by New York Bunny March 24, 2014
When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022