Crochman

A douchebag who has several undesirable characteristics such as: Inability to walk normally, thinking it takes talent to play underoath on rockband drums, using words such as fiz kid, and being an overall ass hole.

Mike:dude fucking crochman is so annoying
dylan: im glad my brother took a shit in his sink.

by sdajsdhfqaklsdjfl February 13, 2010

Chochman

Noun- Used to describe a man who is acting strange, sneaky, or out of place from reality. The person may also regularly take it from behind

My roommate is such a chochman..."Slumdog"

by Chuck TT Williams December 3, 2010

Crouchman

A partially gay man-child'like humaniod.

Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over in the shower, nosh a bit of knob, generally take it up the gary glitter.

Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's

Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)

ADJECTIVE
poofter: "take a look at that crouchman, poor quarter-queen, does not know if he is 25% arthur or 25% martha"

VERB
Hampstead Heath Cruiser: "hey four-eyes, fancy a quick crouchman?"

by Beefie August 2, 2006

coochmanger

Seller of cooch and cooch accessories

I just bought this cooch from a coochmanger

by Coochiecoocoo August 23, 2023

da crocoman

In definition, it means "da crocoman" is the male baby who born and cursed to become a half boy crocodile

Justertisher is da crocoman who ate my basketball because I did'nt give a bump.
Ouch! Da crocoman ate my homework!

by Arole Vassak Karudo October 15, 2023