Critch Rag 

a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls

He threw the critch rag at his face

Critch Rag by Sk May 28, 2003

crotch rage 

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.

Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.

crotch rage by unicornkillertoyota April 14, 2014