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Cristian Sanchez 

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt
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Cristina Sanchez 

Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.
you: "Cristina, you're ugly!"
cristina sanchez: "Yeah?! well, your mom!"

Christian Sanchez 

The most beautiful man to exist and is very smart and has good taste in music. He also is very good at games. He rocks the unibrow better then Anthony Davis. He is a G.O.A.T
Girl: Is that Christian Sanchez over there
Girl 2: I think ima faint
Christian Sanchez by 21dale March 9, 2020

christian sanchez 

man who can make anyone horny. he has the biggest muscles and gets all the girls
christian sanchez by n3to87 December 6, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026