Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits

Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?

by Beeeeeaaaach May 4, 2020

Crispy cream

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

by Plantation nigglet May 9, 2016

Crispy cream

Getting set on fire or being burned

That guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.

by Star killer October 8, 2011

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 October 18, 2007

crispy cream

Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.

John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.

by CRISPY CREAM HATER October 16, 2007

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 7, 2020

Crispy Cream

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!

Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.

by RANDRSR March 28, 2008