A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 07, 2020
When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
by RANDRSR March 28, 2008
When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
by Merk Colasserone May 08, 2013
A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
by fatazzpandaman October 16, 2014
by Beeeeeaaaach May 04, 2020
A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.
Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.
---YUM---
Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.
---YUM---
by davidhume2000 October 18, 2007
When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut
by Plantation nigglet May 09, 2016