Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits

Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?

by Beeeeeaaaach May 04, 2020

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Snug nug

When your just snuggling, but he has a semi. Can either bring the mood up or down (literally).

Guy 1: Yeah we were snuggling but i got a major snug nug because of her yoga pants

Guy 2: So what happened next?

by Beeeeeaaaach July 09, 2020

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When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man

The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard

by Beeeeeaaaach December 30, 2020

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When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.

Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room

by Beeeeeaaaach July 09, 2020

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