Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits
Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?
When your just snuggling, but he has a semi. Can either bring the mood up or down (literally).
Guy 1: Yeah we were snuggling but i got a major snug nug because of her yoga pants
Guy 2: So what happened next?
When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man
The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard
Buy a
Dizzy glizzard
mug!
