Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

crisp packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019